'Pygmy': Chuck Palahniuk's 2009 Novel, Plot Revealed!

In emailing back and forth with Chuck earlier this week, I asked him what he's been up to.  I might have been feeling him out for what he's been working on a little.  But it wasn't my primary intention.  Still, little did I know he'd be willing to reveal this much, about his follow-up book to 'Snuff'. 

The book is called 'Pygmy', and it's already written!  Read on below for the plot:

I've just finished the first draft of a novel called "Pygmy," a dark comedy about terrorism and racism.  The lead character is a 13-year-old foreign exchange student sent to live with a suburban, white, middle-class family.  Oh, and they're Christians.  The visit is for six months, and he's one of a dozen similar kids, all shipped to America to live with typical families. 

The secret truth is that Pygmy is a terrorist, trained since infancy in martial arts, chemistry and radical hatred of the United States.  He has six months to build a prize-winning project for the National Science Fair.  If he succeeds, he and his project will go to Washington, D.C. for the finals competition -- where the project will explode, killing millions. 

 
So far, Gerry Howard says it's the best book I've done.  Fingers crossed for luck.

 Remember, folks, you read it here first!

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Smartazboy
March 20th, 2008

I don't know how I feel about this yet. I'm going to have to let it soak in.


nathaniel parker
March 20th, 2008

That sounds a lot like that one first season episode of The Simpsons where they trade bart for the one terrorist kid.


Mricpx
March 20th, 2008

I like this book's plot better than I like Snuff's.

 

It's funny you should say that Nate because even before I read the comments, I was thinking "Simpsons did it."


Barca Boy
March 20th, 2008

Woah this sounds great. Im delighted we got the news of this already.


JKabol
March 20th, 2008

whoa, a serious book !

 

very excited.  and a year to wait.  but only one year.

thanks, den

kabol

 

 

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Memory18
March 20th, 2008

This sound likea new breed of book then we're used to by chuck. and i love it already, i'm sure we won't disappoint


bracketkid82
March 20th, 2008

fuk'n'wicked can't wait.


corellion
March 20th, 2008

Chuck, always keepin it gangsta.

Sounds good.


just.another.day
March 20th, 2008

This sounds amazing, great plot.

I can't wait to read it.


fortune_wookie
March 20th, 2008

Wow, what a fast writer!  On the first glance, it sounds like a great idea for a book.  I'm really interested in how he is going to handle the narration (1st/3rd) for a 13 year old.  With main character's intelligence and background, he seems capable of advanced thought beyond his age, but still, the narration could be interesting.  I'm psyched.


kakunn
March 20th, 2008

I think that it will be great! I really got my expectations high on that one 


clarealyce
March 20th, 2008

I haven't even relished my excitement for Snuff, HOW can I possibly be excited for this one, as well?!

OOOOHHHHHHH I can't waittt!!!


Kid AJ
March 20th, 2008

It's going to be a 13yo Arab who sounds suspiciously like a 30-something college grad from Oregon. Much the same way a death cult survivor from the midwest sounded like a college grad from Oregon. ;)


kasey_carpenter
March 20th, 2008

 

This seems a lot more "high-concept" than what we have come to know from CP.  Like a book written with the express guarantee of adaptation.  All kinds of thoughts are running through my head, not the least of which is the Simpson's tie-in we have all light-bulbed already.  How funny is that that we all clicked on that idea when we heard the plot???  Matt Groening, the pervasive one…

Then there’s the timing of it all with what CP must have been viewing in the news a year or so, which is a positive, perhaps this will be the book that breaks him out of his successful yet narrow niche of reader.  I still get rolled eyes and grunts of disapproval from other writers (note:  I love that they look at him as something “less” it shows them for the simps they are – however – publishers, agents, and ultimately the writer himself, have to evolve, have to change, and yet remain the same – this was the issue a LOT of people had with Rant, more than one reviewer who I respect tagged it as a sort of Fight Club mad-lib on CP’s part) who view Chuck as a sort of one-trick pony. 

 

But then all good authors are just that, specialists. 

 

Welsh can’t help but write about drugged out kids, Hempel can’t help but write in awesome minimalist style about heart-rending pain, Dianielewski can’t help but write in that poetic and brain-twisting style, Clevenger and his drug references and uber-psycho editing styles all applied to an anti-hero you are dying for as you read, Mark Richard can’t help but write poetically of Southern kids and their ills, Cormac McCarthy and his decidedly western heroes and settings (caveat: The Road) see also: Grisham, Sheldon, Patterson – all those “mainstream” cats.  A few examples of great writers that can pul this off are King and yes even Crichton, and now perhaps CP himself, who can write across different genre’s – successfully.  This is, what I think, what all successful authors deep down aspire to, the ability to write with authority (head and heart, thanks Spanbauer and Palahniuk) across the sections of a given bookstore’s/library’s shelves.

 

I always wondered what a talented but predictable writer of spy/political/mystery genre would pull if he took a more “twisted” and less cookie-cutter approach to his craft.  John LeCarre gave me this in The Constant Gardner to some degree.  The aforementioned McCarthy threw us a curveball with The Road, and now I’m really hoping this is what we get with Pygmy.  Just the other way around, a talented writer such as Chuck, but putting those talents to use in what at first glance, appears to be an entirely new literary world for him.

 

But we gotta wait a whole year???  Ugh.

 

 


xxMatthewxx
March 20th, 2008

both this and snuff seem to have excellent storys and from what i had heard from snuff, its gonna be classic chuck.
cannot wait for this.


3aidy
March 21st, 2008

Is it related to that kind of African "Pygmy" ?

Click to see..


elegantly_bitter
March 21st, 2008

Thanks for the update Dennis. This sounds intriguing.


goatheadsoup
March 21st, 2008

 it sounds very interesting. i cannot wait!


bridgeofsorrow
March 21st, 2008

Flippin SWEET!  If I read that plot on the back of a book jacket by pretty much any other writer, I'd say that it sounds interesting, but will probably be an ambisious undertaking.  Chuck is the only writer I can think of that could make that awesome.  Can't wait!


Giggan
March 21st, 2008

Ahh! This sounds great. I probably am more psyched on this than Snuff, perhaps he should have waited for the tour to announce this...unless he's got a bigger surprise for that.


monkeywright
March 21st, 2008

Yay! This year, fan mail responses will be...frightening...one person's box could contain an explosive (novel)!


jough
March 21st, 2008

WOW...snuff hasn't even happened (some might disagree but I speak of the novel) and I CAN'T wait for the next....what a fantastic turn...something TRULY different for him to write about...I love it.


misterwoe
March 21st, 2008

I'm hungry.


animal-mother
March 21st, 2008

hmm...


animal-mother
March 21st, 2008

thanks for the info; I would've crapped my pants trying to guess for a year.


Diazorn
March 21st, 2008

I'm so excited! Its been years and I still love everythign thats he's ever written, often going back re-reading things like inv. monster, survivor and fight club. I can't wait for pygmy, and I haven't even gotten Snuff yet!

David


bushpig
March 21st, 2008

I hate to admit it, but I'm scared that this book won't be as fresh and original as his other stuff. I think I might be the only one more excited about Snuff. We'll have to wait, but I'm a little scared.


chubbz
March 21st, 2008

Holy fuck this sounds... Terror-ific.... Sorry for the pun... Yeah, I'll wait for Snuff. Then go for the wait of Pygmy and hey, What duh fuck happened to the Rant Trilogy?..


nathaniel parker
March 21st, 2008

one thing to keep in mind is this is just the [i]First Draft[/i] he's finished. I forget which lesson it was where he laid out his first draft for Diary but it didn't even halfway resemble the finished book. so who knows where this will turn out in a year.


JKabol
March 21st, 2008

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that's funny, karb.  i mentioned that the other day at the velvet

i forget what lession it was in as well, maybe the "o" in writing, but in the original first full draft of [i]diary[/i], the story was about a house and only in later drafts did the subject change to poor, poor Misty

 

i need to get another copy of [i]diary[/i] ordered.  i enjoyed the hell outta that one.

 

i've read--random--a few complaints about this one already--[i]already![/i]--about this is such a strange premise, an odd format, and my opinion here is that vonnegut wrote some strange fucking formats that we're some great fucking stories and maybe chuck is breathing some of that in as an example.  i mean, really, if we were given in the the sneak peek into [i]rant[/i] something about sci fi and serial killing and a spreading plague and crashing cars for the thrill and the main guy, the serial killer is a celebrity, well, we'd probably have heard talk about it not being original, the whole bash the celebrities and paris hilton and "what do you think about britney" whatever, but reading the book i conjured none of that.  of course, to my memory, we got full word about [i]rant[/i] when it was almost complete and this time we get something in-depth while in the first draft.  in a year we'll know what this chuck guy has up his sleeves.  i really think it's quite funny, in a sardonic haha way, how quickly people form opinions about a finished project that hasnt yet been finished. 

Preliminary first thoughts are one thing, and those are always fun to read and chop about, but utter bashing through gut instinct is just… someone maybe trying to be clever

kabol

 

 

 

 

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Mricpx
March 21st, 2008

Does anybody have a source from where Chuck says anything about a Rant trilogy, because I've heard about it quite a few times, but I've never seen a real sorce saying so.  Would they all be written in that style, because that was cool for one book, but I think doing that multiple times would grow annoying fairly quickly.


Smartazboy
March 21st, 2008

I don't know if it's a trilogy as it is so much one story about three different guy's perspectives.


Giggan
March 22nd, 2008

He talked about it on tour. It may not be a trilogy as we're seeing it, cause he said Lullaby, Diary and Haunted were part of a horror trilogy, and they're unrelated books. I think he my have meant a sci-fi trilogy, not necessary Rant trilogy per say. And who knows, Snuf could go sci-fi mid way through.


JKabol
March 22nd, 2008

sorry, [i]snuff[/i] is completely unrelated.  nothing sci fi about that one--i read the arc a few weeks ago.  and chuck even mentioned once--i believe--that [i]snuff[/i] is just a fun, dirty little book and is not part of the forthcoming trilogy follow up.

 

[i]snuff[/i]:  i agree with fun and dirty, but i woulda chose the word "filthy" and maybe added a "raunchy"

 

 

 

-kabol


Chixulub
March 23rd, 2008

Personally, this sounds like the 'old Chuck,' the one that I fell in love with.  His past couple books have been rough sledding, especially Rant.

 

This actually sounds like something I'd enjoy.


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March 23rd, 2008

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nathaniel parker
March 23rd, 2008

well, that was...random.


SonofYagyu
March 23rd, 2008

I think it sounds great,Chuck is always  mixing it up.Never disapoints me.


Nemisis_7654
March 23rd, 2008

That sounds great.


bushpig
March 24th, 2008

I don't think anyone was trying to be clever, JKabal. At least I wasn't. We were just expressing concern over what sounded like a derivative plot. However, I don't know about the others, but I managed to forget about this being a first draft, thus making an ass out of myself. Thank you to those who rubbed my nose in the shit I spewed out of my keyboard.

Maybe Chuck should have just waited to make this announcement.


nathaniel parker
March 24th, 2008

I don't know how much of it is an "anouncement." It sounds more like Dennis just casually asking him what he was up to and Chuck mentioning that he had turned in the first draft for his next book is all. I think we've all heaped any fanfare onto this.


nathaniel parker
March 24th, 2008

if it turns out the big twist is the 13 year old is actually like a 30 year old pygmy though i'm gonna be pissed.


JacGebhardt
March 24th, 2008

I can't wait. 


E.Thornquist
March 25th, 2008

The Simpsons writers are fifteen years ahead, meditating in midair, laughing.

And' Pygmy' sounds interesting anyway


mackendr2
March 25th, 2008

The brief summary sounds like a Project Mayhem version of Zadie Smith's White Teeth and Alicia Erian's Towelhead.

KGM


E.Thornquist
March 25th, 2008

Maybe he's a mental pygmy, a kind of Hobbiton Manchurian Candidate.

 

I just wanted to put the last three words back-to-back-to-back.  I admit it.


stezieb
April 12th, 2008

Sounds awesome, I can't wait.


sjsurfer2004
April 14th, 2008

I can't decide which one I would rather read first but since my options are limited I guess I will read Snuff


Juliet
April 16th, 2008

I agree it's a bit of a scary premise, but  Chuck always has stuff up his sleeves( maybe scary things, but I trust he is not, writing a how to book).


firstruleis...
April 24th, 2008

oh my gosh that was HILARIOUS! top notch. oh my gosh i laughed so hard...because it is so true