The greatest series of emails in the history of email

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My friend read this series of emails to me last night and I was in tears from laughing.

Apparently, in October, this guy got an email about an overdue account. He then proceeded to fuck with her as he - also apparently - does all the time, for this website of his.

I'd paste the emails, but this is best seen in its original format, because of the one picture involved:

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

It's also best read out loud.

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Posted November 20th, 2008 by tom9d

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Re: The greatest series of emails in the history of email

Seriously, people. This is amazing.

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Thu, 11/20/2008 - 19:35

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Re: The greatest series of emails in the history of email

Shameless self promotion!

(but yeah, the spider, man...funny stuff)

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Thu, 11/20/2008 - 19:37

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Re: The greatest series of emails in the history of email

That spider is pretty freaking adorable. Even with the one clubfooty leg.

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Thu, 11/20/2008 - 19:44

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That was hysterical. I like how he adds the leg and sends the spider back. Hahaha

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Thu, 11/20/2008 - 20:03

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Re: The greatest series of emails in the history of email
monkeywright wrote:

Shameless self promotion!

(but yeah, the spider, man...funny stuff)

That wasn't self-promotion. I wish I was clever enough to do that.

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Thu, 11/20/2008 - 20:20

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Re: The greatest series of emails in the history of email

Yeah I loved it, I linked it to everyone I know, my dad says 'LOL!!'

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Thu, 11/20/2008 - 20:22

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Re: The greatest series of emails in the history of email

I love this one, someone sent it to me a while back. I get angry I'm not that funny

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Thu, 11/20/2008 - 20:33

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Oh god, this is heaven.


Thu, 11/20/2008 - 20:46

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Re: The greatest series of emails in the history of email

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

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Thu, 11/20/2008 - 20:49

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Re: The greatest series of emails in the history of email

I saw this on Fark last week, and, literally, the thought that went through my head was, Goddamnit I wish Spike would come back to the Cult so he'd post this.

So, anyway, thanks for being Spike, Tom. This shit made me giggle.


Thu, 11/20/2008 - 21:53

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Cassun, remember that thread about HOLES?

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Fri, 11/21/2008 - 00:26

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...kind of the same ouvre.

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Fri, 11/21/2008 - 00:26

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Exactly what I was thinking, only this isn't as developed (?).


Fri, 11/21/2008 - 00:27

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imma repost it....the old one is weird and all attatchmenty. should i? it's pretty funny right?

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Fri, 11/21/2008 - 00:30

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It was my favorite thread ever, so I say yeah, share it with the newbs.


Fri, 11/21/2008 - 00:46

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Re: The greatest series of emails in the history of email

Repost it please. It deserves a new generation of Culties to love and treasure it.

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Fri, 11/21/2008 - 00:59

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Superior!

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Fri, 11/21/2008 - 01:03

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ok done.

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Fri, 11/21/2008 - 01:04

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Re: The greatest series of emails in the history of email
RandomStranger wrote:

I saw this on Fark last week, and, literally, the thought that went through my head was, Goddamnit I wish Spike would come back to the Cult so he'd post this.

So, anyway, thanks for being Spike, Tom. This shit made me giggle.

Any time.

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Fri, 11/21/2008 - 01:08